Hope you had a nice Christmas. Here are my ten New Year resolutions. I can’t keep number 10 – I just have to hope it is realised. Have a good one:
- Tidy the house regularly. Rather than just when visitors are coming.
- Stop using the internet so much. I spend a lot of time looking at rubbish.
- And actually phone people.
- Eat less yeast.
- Try and enjoy fruit.
- Keep my beard trim. Perhaps.
- Encourage my daughter to wear a coat. And prepare to admit defeat.
- Get fit, or something.
- Complete Mario Galaxy.
- Mid-May, celebrate the Villa winning the League.