Mark Samuels

Hope you had a nice Christmas. Here are my ten New Year resolutions. I can’t keep number 10 – I just have to hope it is realised. Have a good one:

1. Tidy the house regularly. Rather than just when visitors are coming.
2. Stop using the internet so much. I spend a lot of time looking at rubbish.
3. And actually phone people.
4. Eat less yeast.
5. Try and enjoy fruit.
6. Keep my beard trim. Perhaps.
7. Encourage my daughter to wear a coat. And prepare to admit defeat.
8. Get fit, or something.
9. Complete Mario Galaxy.
10. Mid-May, celebrate the Villa winning the League.