“Deciding on a name for your baby is one of the hardest decisions you’ll have to make,” starts the A-Z of Baby Names. Maybe, maybe not. But if you’re struggling, pay careful attention to the advice on the back of the same book: “These days, virtually anything goes when it comes to babies’ names!” (Note the exclamation mark, because chosing an unusual baby name really is that much fun!!!)

In fact, if you’re really stuck for names, just turn to page 14 and pay careful attention to the lists entitled: “Made-up names for boys and girls”. Here are five of the book’s made-up suggestions for boys:

1. Dantrell
2. Daquan
3. Markell
4. Quintavius
5. Tevin

And here’s five of the book’s made-up names for girls:

1. Amberkalay
2. Dalondra
3. Jameka
4. Keoshawn
5. Quanisha

But what about when you’ve run out of ideas because all your mates have already picked all the Dantrells and Keoshawns? Don’t worry, just make up some of your own – and here are ten suggestions from me (I might turn this into a baby name book, because there’s only 487,549 on the market right now and someone could make 38p from a book like this):

1. Anubriffpentam
2. Collectingcars
3. Crrdft
4. Farmyardken
5. Loodmubbaois 87f.g SD338WE69AMN
6. Mz
7. Prestonnorthend
8. Trejanfoog
9. Snakehead
10. Zabs